Hello and welcome to the Ponderosa! well, the British branch, at least.
 

Ben asked me to make you feel at home - excuse me a minute -
"Joseph, get your feet off the settee and then these nice folks can sit down"
Sorry about that, the youngest member of the family appears to have forgotten his manners! 
Now, where was I? Oh yeah! Howdy, one and all, we're really glad that you decided to come and visit us. We intend to have a lot of fun, talking about the best TV Western series ever made.

 Bonanzabrits
 THE Spot the Difference for May is now up